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Wayne Grady's avatar

Great piece. I wonder if the owners of Illuminaté Restorante meant to imply that their place is where the Illuminati hang out? Under the mistaken impression that "Illuminati" somehow means bright? Once you start crawling down the grammatical rabbit hole, mistakes proliferate like a Gorgon's head. Which suggests an addition to your list of common mistakes: mixed metaphors.

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Gary Ross's avatar

Thank you sir!

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Dinah's avatar

Another good rant, Gary. Keep 'em coming.

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Shelley Robertson's avatar

So sad to see your list of the Top 10 matched the ones I'm still finding in journaIism students' copy. Great teaching tool. Thanks.

I was told Tim Hortons dropped the 's so the name would be the same in French and English.

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Gary Ross's avatar

Thanks! Maybe share the post with students and fellow teachers?

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Gary Ross's avatar

Thank you!

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Irene McGuinness's avatar

Excellent. How about tenses - past and present. I seen and I saw.

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Gary Ross's avatar

Always a good one. And the disappearing past perfect—"He should have went inside." "I would have came sooner if I knew."

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Bob Kronbauer's avatar

Thank you for the mention, I think. 🐭

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Gary Ross's avatar

Oh, yeah, your last name starts with a K too. I was thinking of (cough) another Bob.

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Bob Kronbauer's avatar

Ah yes, the other Bob K who has a habit of spending too much time around diseased vermin. I know that guy!

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